Loony Tunes

I'm sure that most of you think that I was being a bit over dramatic when I posted a pulse about hanging out with the antichrist.  Trust me, though, I was not joking in the slightest.  I'm going to highlight the events of my night and narrate them with gifs of my reactions to each thing he said.  Oh, and please note that I have hung out with this kids numerous times and never before has he spurted such insane bullshit from his mouth.

"I inadvertently opened the gates of hell.  I apologize to you guys for anything that happens in the following months."

"The earthquake in Japan happened because of me."  And when I asked him to elaborate upon that statement he said, "The events leading up to the earthquake coincided with the events in my life." 

"God is in the darkness, all you have to do is search." 

"I literally had a band of demons inside me."  Oh, yeah?  What kind of instruments did they play?

"I am the first soldier.  One day Zeus and his wife Aphrodite (or power and love, according to him) will come back to the world."  This is where I started getting pretty upset.  I told him that I would continue to listen to what he had to say, but that I don't agree with him in the slightest.  He then proceeded to tell me that if I don't ever come to believe and accept Zeus and Aphrodite as my gods, I will die a horrible and painful death.  To which I said:

Fuck you!  Nah, not really.  But I did tell him that I would just have to die because I would never accept something like that as the true way to God.  Not never.  He kept telling me that power and love are one and the same and that you are loved because you are powerful.  Maybe I'm just weird, but I've always loved God because I love God, not because I am afraid of what he will do to me.  Yeah, the thought of hell scares me.  But it's Heaven that makes me believe in God.  Fear is not my motivation.  Love is.  And my God would never take away my free will.