Dudes, 5 Fashion Faux Pas

Unless they're gay or so metro they may as well be gay, most men don't know the first thing about fashion.  That being said, it is up to us women, to forgive them of small fashion faux pas.  However, there are a few items worn by men that they should never ever see the light of day again.  So here is my list of 5 fashion deal breakers where men are concerned:

Tighty Whities (Briefs)-- For those of you that aren't aware of what kind of fashion disaster these are, just take a look above.  A man who wears tighty whities will send me running in the opposite direction every time because a) my dad wears briefs, and I most certainly don't want to think about my father while I'm looking at your crotch and b) I'd rather use my imagination than be that up close and personal with your junk.  Come on, dude, don't your balls need to breathe?

Scarves--Because really, nothing screams 'fag' more than wearing a scarf.  Harsh, but true.  If Jake can't pull it off, chances are high that neither can you.

Sandals--Put your hairy and deformed toes away, please!  Nothing is worse than encountering a super hot dude, only to swallow the bile in your throat when you see the nastiness all up in his flip flops.  Do us women a favor, and keep 'em covered, fellas!

Lacoste Polos--Nothing screams 'I'm a drunken frat boy' louder than an obnoxious Lacoste polo shirt.  

Pants That Don't Fit--If your pants sag so much that I can see your dick through the opening in your boxers it's time to buy a pair of pants that fit.  Likewise, if your pants are so tight you look like a Jonas Brother, it's time for a new pair.  Buck up, and become men, pussies.

Moment of truth, ladies.  Would/do you date a man who wears any of the above items?